Thursday, December 30, 2010

My Balls are getting chopped

God please get me out of here
Life sucks or I am sucking at it? God knows. In last couple of months few really bad things have happened to me. I am just thinking which one I will start first. Tomorrow I am going to open my pats in front of someone. Then that person will play with my balls. Will put the hands in all possible ugly arcs of my lower part and then will take 100-120 $ for that. I know what you are thinking; I am going to a Brothel. Hope it was the case. Basically it all started from there only. Last week in Sunday evening I went to a Bar in Geylang. It was a balmy night. I was feeling little bit lonely after a short light nap. So left my place and headed towards the red-light area. Geylang in Sunday is not catchy. After 2 days of enormous hard work all young and European prostitutes take rest in Sunday. 
Though it does not mean they close the Lor 14 brothels but at least the density of young pussies goes down significantly. I liked the Geylang brothels. They are clean and professional. No need to hire a pimp like Indian markets. You can head on directly and chose the girl. You have to pay 150 $ .They will give you one clean white towel and a shop. The girl will lead you to the room. You can ask to take bath with you. She will shower you and clear you all possible holes you may or may not that exist in your body. I did not. I would like to call it massage. Hole cleaning massage. They are awesome in that. Even in the weekdays in lorong 16 you will get the same girls for massage. Most of them are Chinese.  After 9 o’clock in the night they come down on the road and start grabbing the hands of office returns like me. Don’t pay more than $ 40. You can try it like this.
1>    Promise $ 30, don’t try to negotiate. They are Chinese; you will never be able to win in negotiation with them.
2>    They will take you to the top floor. While going through the dark stairs, press the asses gently. It means, do good service and I will give you good tip. I actually entered my left hand into her skirt and pinched in her vagina. It was wet. Her reaction was confusing, may be ineffable will be the correct word. She did not ask me to stop, rather her emotions made me feel like a sex conjurer. Though her face was betraying her emotions. I felt. It’s ok; normally prostitutes are fool that everybody knows.

But that day I did it in a different way. I went to the Bar wearing a white shirt and was waiting for hot chick whom I can drill just like a corn field in a tempted Saturday night. Suddenly I saw two white legs and in the next moment felt an indelible pain in my balls. When I craned my head toward the lower portion, saw five Chinese fingers were squeezing my balls in an eccentric tantric way. Before I shout, she left me in the dark vanished. It killed all my drowsiness that I have created with 4 pines of beer and I was just internally bleeding. The pain was still there. I felt like my balls are in fire. Of course I left the place in next 10 minutes. In the middle of the night pain showed its hulk face and I was in the next to commit suicide mode. After a heavy sweating night, at last slept at 4:30 AM. 
In the morning I looked at my lower portion with a stable mind. Shit, I should not pushed that Vietnamese girl so badly when she tried to explain something about the balls. She got a Banana Tree fuck from me which immediately stopped her vocal code. (If you don’t know about the banana tree pose, request you to search the Kama sutra in Google) She was correct.

My left ball is not normal. It is kind of bigger and at the end has some membrane type of things which right does not have. What the fuck is this God? At least rich - old you should not have played with my balls. Now what should I do. Should I check with a doctor to understand how serious it is??? Or Should I fuck two girls continuously to check if my sexual ability has gone down by this disease? Or Should I start sizing my penis at the time of erection. Oh God I am confused.
As went to doctor and did a hydrocele test with a hot Chinese chick.  Will share with you next time.DDDDD…wait for it ….nied. Denied , Got Denied by the God again. :( 

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