A Boring Married life ,A Great writer & Few emotional expectations

A Boring Married life , A Great writer & Few emotional expectations

I have changed my mind for a while; I want to wait for Gemma Atkinson’s milky boobs. In the mean time I have started a Bengali novel. Yesterday. Planning to write 3 stories. Bought a new copy book and a pen. After so many years. It took only 70 rupees to buy these two horrible weapons. I went to a nearby bar and started writing with a Kingfisher beer. Tried my best but could not put down a single mind bubble . Could not even satisfy my mind with the thoughts I have there. It is so difficult to put something in papers and people are writing books of 1000 pages!!!! In my life I had a regret for not being a singer. I think I should add writer also in that list.

In the weekend I watched a new movie “brothers”, I love Natali Portman. Such a brilliant and matured acting. I also liked the screen play. I can't even scratch a few stories to explain my most memorable tourist spots and this guy has explained a wife’s treachery so explicitly. No, I should not say like that. It was not a betrayal story . Her husband died. She was gorgeous and lonely. In that situation, it is obvious to kiss a good guy . But the question is how you will explain this in a white paper to your actors and ultimately to the audience.
It is difficult to convince someone with a cheating story. These days cheating should be considered as the least effective mistake of your life. It is okay to fuck a good and handsome guy when you are at 10 years’ of your matured and boring married life. So many girls are getting raped every day. Don’t their husbands feel bad for that??? Off course yes!!! But so what??? Life is not coming to the ending "full stop" just because of this incident. It is just a kiss or just a fuck, how does it to the 10 years' old relationship ?? God is really a great mathematical fucker. Even the emotions also has created in a pure mathematical and logical way. See --- with 10 years of love and married relationship, he has bundled anther mysterious feeling called “possessiveness“. “Expectations” are there everywhere. Even in that boring married life when the cheated husband enjoys a balmy summer midnight with his cheater wife and sweeps her towards him in that madly romantic milieu, I am sure he expects something new. I am also sure God has “written” another critically true frustrating emotion with that feeling . Who can read it???? <|:P .

Few point about a good project manager

My First experience of Project management

Crisp way: If you are in Delivery of any project, if you are the person who will actually work and give the output, don’t consider any client as very very important because all are important for you. Consider everyone like same and if some problem they are creating, just shout.

This is first time; in my life I felt work pressure. May be stress is the right word to say. My fingers were shaking; my leaps were running randomly and my brain? It got fucked. Whole day whole night working is not a new thing for me. I have done it so many times but freely. Here it was different. I worked 24 hours and next day presented the whole stuff to the client. Grown bear, mustache and long hair. People started feeling that something really tough is happening with me and my team. Here is the story which I don’t want to enjoy again in my life but yes! Don’t want to forget also.
When I got the call from Rabin, I was swimming in the SPSS codes. I got an idea that some important MIS (simple business reports) generating project is coming. He appointed me as a project manager and gave a resource who will be actually working on the data. It was clear, my role was just to manage him and get the job done. Abhinash my resource is a married guy. Technically soft but needs motivation for work. I became surprised when next day I got another resource for the same project. Picture became really clear when I got another call from Robin saying “be prepared to make your hands’ dirty”. I understood some big shot fish is coming to eat me.
This was my first project as a project manager. I was having lots of plans to do a wonderful job. Making the client happy, giving something more than what they want or some intellectual stuffs. You can see all these are kind of the language of hard work and non selfishness. But life was waiting for me with something else .To change myself, to give a call from myself. Sometimes yours spirit gets devastated, your mind and heart will stop talking together, you will lose the option to say “I can’t do it”. That is the point where you have to understand that you are going wrong. May be people are taking you granted, may be people are fucking your ass and told you “sorry next time I will use a lotion”. Let’s go back to the story again.


Before this I was great team member but not a team leader. I never asked anyone to complete the work in 2 hours. In spite of that I used to finish their work, thinking ultimately the work done matters. This was the first thing I learnt. I asked to give me one data; my one team member did a useless work. He went home just like it was not his responsibility. I finished his working whole day - night and in the morning had a discussion with the client to finalize the output. My client manager used to shout on me about why I am working so hard. Slowly it changed my attitude. Lots points I have learned a lot and will suggest you the following points:

• Don’t ever underestimate your resources. The difference between you and a terrorist is you use a human and they kill a human to solve a problem.
• When you are part of a delivery team, don’t ever differentiate your clients. Big people will always come and say this client is most important blah blah blah but that’s why you have two ears.
• Try to be friend with your team members but push them hell when it comes to work. That’s the only way to get the job done.
• Please escalate the first mistake which one has done and you think it will affect you. Don’t suppress it because otherwise everything will come you.
• Draw a line about WHO WILL INTERFIRE WHERE & HOW MUCH??
• Don’t ever show an attitude that you are ready to work in weekends. This is a free passport to everyone to give the shitty work that they don’t want to do.
• Be aggressive about your work.
• Don’t work whole day & whole night. It sucks, kills your health and will give you nothing.
• Without practice don’t go for client presentation
• Don’t entertain anything which someone thinks will be good for the client and not present in the plan which has been shared to the client.
• Don’t work after having beer.
• Don’t show the last minute work mentality. As a project manager, you should never do that.
• Explain the output of your team members. At any situation they have to be very clear about what they are doing.
• Sleep well and leave the office work in office only.
• Last but not the least , you are the boss so be proactive and politely , confidently ask “ where are we on this???”.

One night stand with Anna Kournikova

One night stand with Anna Kournikova

No not anymore .With too much pressure with related experience, I have already flooded my web page. The small beautiful homepage has become bored. I decided to put the big full stop here. Last one week I am in my native. Siliguri, a small and wonderful hill station. Life is really lazy here. People don’t have hell lot of money because they don’t work too much. Though my born and brought up has happened here but I was never like that. That’s probably the reason why I am bloody dam rich. But they got a very good thing which I hardly get in my life. That point brings me to the same topic which I started 2 months back. How much you will pay for Anna Kournikova!!! for one night. Let’s focus on Anna now.
Anna got everything. Great ass, great boobs. Everything is great. But she did a mistake in here life. She should have joined Playboy or swimsuit directly. She took a wrong road. She started playing tennis. Very soon her beauty became hot news in sports media. People used to wait for her leaning position during the opponent’s service to get a second view of her virgin globs. She is a nice lady; I have not heard a single fan who believes that she is not impeccable when it comes to sharing her assets. But she is really having something non stoppable which makes her appealing even after 12 years.
Anna fumbles her dressing style very frequently and that makes her different from the skinny, thin, pale models. In her first season she used tide her heir in a stylish fashion but very soon her hot open legs thaw the audience. Maxim, Playboy & swimsuit are the clear evidence.

Presently, the Spanish singer beau Enrique Iglesias is enjoying her milk in the nights. Girls like her are having high propensity to be highly sexed. I am sure she squeaks a lot at the point of her optimal of satisfaction. It is always suggested that before you go to bed with someone whom you feel highly sexed, have a little sensual chat. Draw an outline of the poses you want to perform. It gives a feeling that how matured you are. With Anna, I am sure Enrique behaves like a real Spanish hunk. No chance of kiddy love making with lots of romantic cuddle, it is all about dominating sex with a free bonanza of orgasm.
Anna’s recent days modeling is really worth of spending time. Though I know it is having Photoshop touch but who cares. For audience like you and me, he has set chuckling perfect shaped boobs, wide open cleavage, deep smooth golf course back & belly and a touched beautiful virgin smelling ass. Just like “wailing babies in a crowed train”. It is totally uncanny for me that why Enrique is not fucking her ass regularly!!! May be she is demanding or professional but that’s the point where you have to play the game. The night you will have be a man but take the lead, be gentle but give her a feel that you know the radius of nipple, start the orgasm but let her cry for your cock, nudge her like a plump dog but play a feigned horror game of rape, hold her neck strongly but give a bunch of lovely, long lasting kiss when she will start choking. In the morning pay her $ 3000 and say “Thanks for the wonderful night.”

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Next Ass .... Gemma Atkinson

Benchmark for one night stand

It is a Sunday noon. I am in the office. Just had my lunch. It is the starting of deadly summer in Chennai. We don’t switch on AC on weekend. I have opened the windows slightly and an old gentle hot breeze is coming on my face inconsistently. I opened my laptop and started writing.

Benchmark for one night stand : Cleopatra = $$ 10000

Don’t take me wrongly. I am not a perverted; I just love lovely girls and their photos. I am doing blogging for last 3 years. Shared lots of good things, travel experiences.. even spirituality & Buddhism . But people are assholes.They don’t come for good means. They don’t like to spend time on good stuffs , so this weekend I changed my self. You want something bad. Ok no problem. I will give you enough impeccable catchy stuff to fantasize anything. Lots of meat will be in there my kitty as the lubricant for your masturbating mind.

It was confusing. What should I write?? . One point was clear. It has to relate to “SEX” but if I start writing porn, I will become one of them. Also I am not sure I will be a good competitor for them or not. Let’s try something different. Something intellectual, something analytical. I know your mind is giving a wry smile but trust me. I column will touch any type of curve or arc you want to touch.

My mind was pondering about one thing. This fucking internet has anything about hot beauties but do they have their pricing model? Let me put it simply. If “I want to spend one night with Jessica Alba”, how much should I pay. Now don’t behave like an Indian, take it as a healthy exercise. Jessica I don’t have any bad feeling or don’t have any intention to make you cheap. That is quite mammoth task for me to do. I believe it’s a very common thing that one matured guy will love a girl like you to have sex. You want to make it nasty and poisonous, go ahead but for me it is just like “today I am feeling to have Thai food. So let’s go to a Thai restaurant.” May God bless your little kid. I don’t have any wrong or nasty things to say here. I love roses.


But it will just give food to make our thoughts tumultuous, if we don’t follow a benchmark. That’s the place where we need ANALYTICS. It is difficult to find someone who is not cheap and people will love to make sex with her. I took help of history. I am sure my readers know about her. Cleopatra was regarded as a great beauty, even in the ancient world. Cleopatra originally ruled jointly with her father Ptolemy XII Auletes and later with her brothers, Ptolemy XIII and Ptolemy XIV, whom she also married, but eventually she became sole ruler. Now hope it is clear. She was intelligent and so beautiful that her brothers lost themselves in her. History says she got married at least 4 times but not a single one was successful. All of them just after marrying her. She was not only an angle faced woman but also dominatingly witty .



"For her beauty, as we are told, was in itself not altogether incomparable, nor such as to strike those who saw her; but converse with her had an irresistible charm, and her presence, combined with the persuasiveness of her discourse and the character which was somehow diffused about her behaviour towards others, had something stimulating about it. There was sweetness also in the tones of her voice; and her tongue, like an instrument of many strings, she could readily turn to whatever language she pleased..."
Plutarch, Life of Antony (XXVII)

She is our bench mark. If you want to sleep with her for one night , want to enjoy her milk bathed soft gray skin , want to enjoy the snow cold heat for her globes , you have to pay 10000 USD.Just assume man. You can take any inflation number, hardly matters to me. These are all mundane things in front of her indelible beauty. Now lets compare with respect to her “whom you want to pay and how much for one night ? ” . Our first night will be with Anna Kournikova, former tennis star and current sex symbol.so please wait and give me the opportunity to find out the unknown secrets of
well known beauty.Anna Kournikova.

Ask Questions to the HR team

TCS offered fifteen jobs in IIT Kgp Campus. Here are the questions candidates asked The HR team .

Bengali: Cigarette is allowed in the campus?

North east ka kancha : Is there any restaurant near by to your office where I will get dog meat ?

Bihari : Will you check original mark sheets ?

UP ka bhaiya : How many MOTI BHABIS you have in the office ?

MP ka bhaiya: Will you do police verification also ?

Chattisgar ka bhaiya : Your company is not sponsoring the NAKSALS , correct ?? (Angry)

Rajasthani: How many hours I will get drinking water in the office ?

Kashmiri : Do you have enough security for terrorist attacks ?

Sardar : How far is the local "Daru ka adda" from your office ?

Baniya : Can I access Indian stock market websites from your office ?

Marathi : Is it possible to get an one and half BHK flat with 20% of my HRA in less than 1 Km distance from the office.Slam is also okay for me. If not , will I have to travel in local train ?? Will you give the first class ticket allowance ??

Oriya: On Friday can I ware dhoti??

Telegu : how many Telengana people are there in the office ??

Bangaluru ka macha : How many pubs are there in that city ??

Tamil : Will I get Sambar & idly in the office canteen ?? I hope it does not cost more than 6 rupees.

Mallu ( kerala) :I heard most of the people are communists in the office . Do they have union?? How many strikes they do every week??

HR team fainted.


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