Friday, July 16, 2010

ONE NIGHT SEX WITH GEMMA ATKINSON


(3000 $$ /10000 $$ ) ONE NIGHT SEX WITH GEMMA ATKINSON

Gemma Atkinshon. The moment I pronounce this name only one thing comes in my mind is a set of wonderful healthy anal sex. Even though I don’t know what she’s famous for I can assure you that she is highly talented in something… like looking good in a bikini and lingerie! Now if that’s not a talent, then I don’t know what is.She is one of the rare women for whom silicon worked very well. British actress and glamour model Gemma Atkinson was born the 16th of November 1984 in Bury Greater Manchester, UK. While studying in Castlebrook High School, Atkinson got into modeling for various commercials and photo shoots. It was, however, her role as Lisa Hunter in the teenage soap opera Hollyoaks that catapulted her into instant fame. She also starred in the soap’s sequels entitled Hollyoaks Let Loose and Hollyoaks In the City. In any Hollywood party she is famous for high-waisted D&G pencil-skirted dress with an elaborate pleated top half. She is healthy and that’s why the plump breasts suit her perfectly. She carry herself very well with those. It attracts people and boyfriends. But here is the problem:
Glamor model Gemma Atkinson has admitted to being dumped a lot because boyfriends find her cold and unaffectionate.It is very obvious. Gemma, your healthy breasts and globe sized asses are just the parts of body for you but for men they are the switch buttons to get a memorable sex.You may be thinking how it is different any other girl’s life , let me tell you booby ,” Size does matter”. You have created a huge expectation around you and moment I will go in bed with you I will wait for the special touch which only you know in this bloody world. But presently it is not happening, is it not it? Because you have created your sexuality not the God. Fuck God, I don’t even care. The sex auspicious moment of my life will be the second when my lovely rape pressure will make you cry in satisfaction. If she cover her breasts little bit , people will notice that Gemma has pretty decent legs on her. Here are the steps I will follow and ask your boyfriends to follow:
1> Sit front of the mirror .Take her in your lap. It shows you own her and you are demanding.
2> Behave rough and take the lead. Explore all the arches loudly and don’t bother how Gemma feels about it .
3> Attitude should be “give your best otherwise I will kick your ass and next 2 months you will not be sit on the toilet pan”.
4> Hold her neck; make an eye to eye contact. Increase the pressure till she is not choking. Then start kissing. Start from smooching and go around the body.
5> Stop at her cleavage, go slow, smell, leak and start biting her breasts, nipples.
6> When she will start feeling uncomfortable, stand up and turn her round.
7> Turn her opposite to you like a milky cow.
8> Lock her tows with your tows. It makes her nervous about what you have in your mind.
9> Unwrap her and start fucking her pussy. Continuously press her boobs. She will try to do something with her hands. Thrash them and prove today is yours.
10> Drop your water in her, she will feel thirsty. She will scroll to get some water.
11> Throw her on the floor and fuck her ass. She will cry but continuously press her gigantic boobs.

Gemma's one night is worth of 3000 $$$. No doubt.

NEXT PUSSY ... Indian beauty KATRINA KAIF , make her own , command her and fuck her like an Arabian . Show her pussy what is called silky milky lotion .



Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Geylang, The Red Light Area of Singapore & I am the King there



Geylang King , Gelu

I promised myself I will complete 3 articles this month. Tried a lot but could not get enough time to articulate it. Now today when I have not slept in last 30 hrs, I have managed sometime to scratch something on my porn travel site. I am in Singapore in for last 25 days. From Chennai to Singapore , it’s a big jump. From location as well money point of view. But few things are still uncanny to me. Harry Porter’s stick did not come to my life which I expected. Thought I will get something totally awesome in Singapore but nothing worked.fucking not worked. Actually the bacteria are in me not in India or Chennai. Same painful life I have here also. By the way I have started my Bengali book. Took a pen and paper and went to a wine shop. Behaved like a great writer and started my first story with a red wine of 17 Singapore dollars. It is an experience what I had in Mumbai. The crude, lovely Mumbai. A road sex of a poor couple which I saw in 2006. In Mumbai. Never thought I will be capturing all those in a book in Singapore with a French wine. Too contrast to handle. Isn’t it?

Today I got news that one of my friend is going be father. A new human he has created. I surprised. Is it so easy to create a life? At least not for me. Getting married with someone saying that I will take your responsibility. Then actually taking her responsibility. Yesterday I asked of my married colleague, what you do in the weekend. He replied “My wife talks and I listen.” Such a fuck weekend, I can’t even ask for my enemies also. It ambushes the first two years of the marriage life and after that husband becomes habituated it.

The love, sex and other emotional feelings get mollified by the mundane thinking of Home loan installment amount, insurance premium, parents’ medical bills etc. etc. That’s the time when wife decides to have a baby. They will call it maturity, but I call it a clever decision. Reproduction is no doubt the right choice when you know you can’t change your husband.

Singapore is crowded with Pilipino girls. I am staying in a place called Geylang, old red light of Singapore. Once upon a time it used to be a place of foreign girls and every night thousand of guys like me used to get ambulanced to their rooms to exercise their lower parts. Now it has changed. Just one month before of my auspicious entrance in this area, police cleaned everything and everyone.
So only few Singaporean girls are left. The similarity between my company and a prostitute is if I go on a business trip with a prostitute, I know I will pay for everything but if I am going on a business trip for my company, the policies are so bad that eventually I will only pay the whole amount. Singaporean prostitutes are also very organized. They have captured only even number roads in Geylang ( specially Lor 14, Lor 18 for European girls near Hotel 81 ) and in the odds, families are leaving. Nobody is shouting or abusing loudly. Not a single guy is auguring girls like an eye rape. This is really rare to see such type of organized sex area in India. I am sure at least in Chennai you will not get.

Chennai
Singapore

Saturday, June 26, 2010

When Should I fart and When I should not


I want to fart

When you should not fart:


1> In front of your Girl friend who is less than 2 months old.

2> In front of your boss who is taking your interview.
3> In front of your gym trainer

4> In a bar when the girl has not said yes yet.

5> During sex. It shows you are not that into it.

6> In disco, it attracts desperate women.

7> In front of your wife whom you has just pissed off by saying no for tomorrow’s dinner
8> In front of your old mother in law.
9> In front of a Japanese gay.
10> When you are alone and in front of a mirror – it shows you are lonely


When you should fart:
1> In front of your father in law

2> Female clients who have already liked your work

3> In front of your colleagues earns significantly less than you

4> In your tuition class – to show you are not linking it

5> In front of your father – to show I don’t care

6> In front of tourist guide and say that is the way you say “thank you” in your country

7> After having a bad sex ---- to show it was like this.

8> After having a great sex --- to show you are relaxed

9> In front of a 4-5 years old kid --- it’s funny

10> In front of a prostitute --- it shows you are charging too much.


Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Sexy thoughts after Couple of beers


Sexy thoughts after Couple of beers


Rabindranath Tagore did not get the opportunity to have coffee in Starbucks. I got. After spending exactly one year in India’s hottest city Chennai (temperature) I heard the horn of life-ship again. Company thought about me again. Not because they think I am the right person but because I am the only person who is ready to make his hands dirty with that level of shitty work. My voyage took me to Singapore. I was crying in Chennai. 45 degree temperature. No beer. Somebody theft my i-pord , so Jazz music also waved “bye bye” to me. Left me Alone. Don’t know how many times I have told people I don’t want to get married and thousand big big words. I am not sure they are false or not but yes!!! in the raffle’s Plaza ( Singapore’s most happening place ) when I see a lonely 45 years old British guy is looking at the stagnant ocean helplessly , I feel scared. I guess my heart is doing some conspiracy with me. It is making a big egoistic expectation from the God which will practically never come true and when my mind will get to know about all these, it will be too late. There is no free boon in this bloody earth.
Finishing one beer:
I am writing it from
Clarky Quay, Singapore. I met my client with my boss and then came here. Alone. In Chennai it is difficult to see a fair girls and in small skirts??? No way. Singapore is just opposite; all the girls are fair and difficult to get girls who are not showing their healthy legs. I love white girls' legs, they are quite open and having no pain to show her body parts to frustrated people like me. It is kind of social service. It gives my mind a free passport to shoot a porn movie with them. I undress them slowly and suddenly stop everything on the 5th button of her top. I look at her eyes. Dreamy. Confused. Why should I get fucked by this thin, ugly looking and nasty Indian guy? I pause and give her time to find the answer. Let her mind also do the same conspiracy.Puzzled girl closes her eyes. And let her body go. Sex makes a girl river and a guy mountain. Drenched mountain takes the lead and rules her with a breast bite and throws her on the bed. It is sex, not love girl!!!! You better understand. Shriek to melt me, stop me. May be it will work for this ugly Indian guy.
I never thought but I will be missing Chennai. Never. But something (not sure it is Chennai or not) is missing in my life. That late night sound of pumping the tubules for a single drop of water, ladies’ fighting for the municipality water at 2 o’clock in the night and you know what (Singapore style) , in this bloody earth the most infamous obedient animal is called husband. So, husbands used to join this fight after sometime. They fight will change the direction and move towards the husbands. In the mean time ladies will solve their problems and manage the water very coolly. I have seen these things for 6-7 months. I should miss it. After all they are Indians. What???? What am I writing??? Indian??? What is the meaning of this word, I don’t know. A south Indian hates a north Indian, a Delhi auto driver (north Indian) wants to fuck a south Indian because he or she does not understand HINDI. Is it called India?? We always talked about India, never focused Indians. That’s why 60% of the rapists in India are ” The” Army people.


Finishing the 4th beer:
She left. I could not even see her face carefully. The girl who was there on the table next to me, left. I fucked her on that table only. She was with her boyfriend. Fuck she was having a ring, may be wife. Come on she will not become pregnant, I fucked her in my mind. I put her ass back on the table; saw her husband come boy friend was having dinner on the opposite side. I stole a glace on him. He was just like a robot, still and indifferent. He wanted to do lots of things but it’s my dream. I am the KING and it’s my Kingdom.


Sunday, May 30, 2010

A Boring Married life ,A Great writer & Few emotional expectations



A Boring Married life , A Great writer & Few emotional expectations

I have changed my mind for a while; I want to wait for Gemma Atkinson’s milky boobs. In the mean time I have started a Bengali novel. Yesterday. Planning to write 3 stories. Bought a new copy book and a pen. After so many years. It took only 70 rupees to buy these two horrible weapons. I went to a nearby bar and started writing with a Kingfisher beer. Tried my best but could not put down a single mind bubble . Could not even satisfy my mind with the thoughts I have there. It is so difficult to put something in papers and people are writing books of 1000 pages!!!! In my life I had a regret for not being a singer. I think I should add writer also in that list.
In the weekend I watched a new movie “brothers”, I love Natali Portman. Such a brilliant and matured acting. I also liked the screen play. I can't even scratch a few stories to explain my most memorable tourist spots and this guy has explained a wife’s treachery so explicitly. No, I should not say like that. It was not a betrayal story . Her husband died. She was gorgeous and lonely. In that situation, it is obvious to kiss a good guy . But the question is how you will explain this in a white paper to your actors and ultimately to the audience.
It is difficult to convince someone with a cheating story. These days cheating should be considered as the least effective mistake of your life. It is okay to fuck a good and handsome guy when you are at 10 years’ of your matured and boring married life. So many girls are getting raped every day.
Don’t their husbands feel bad for that??? Off course yes!!! But so what??? Life is not coming to the ending "full stop" just because of this incident. It is just a kiss or just a fuck, how does it to the 10 years' old relationship ?? God is really a great mathematical fucker. Even the emotions also has created in a pure mathematical and logical way. See --- with 10 years of love and married relationship, he has bundled anther mysterious feeling called “possessiveness“. “Expectations” are there everywhere. Even in that boring married life when the cheated husband enjoys a balmy summer midnight with his cheater wife and sweeps her towards him in that madly romantic milieu, I am sure he expects something new. I am also sure God has “written” another critically true frustrating emotion with that feeling . Who can read it???? <|:P .






Thursday, May 20, 2010

Few point about a good project manager



My First experience of Project management

Crisp way: If you are in Delivery of any project, if you are the person who will actually work and give the output, don’t consider any client as very very important because all are important for you. Consider everyone like same and if some problem they are creating, just shout.

This is first time; in my life I felt work pressure. May be stress is the right word to say. My fingers were shaking; my leaps were running randomly and my brain? It got fucked. Whole day whole night working is not a new thing for me. I have done it so many times but freely. Here it was different. I worked 24 hours and next day presented the whole stuff to the client. Grown bear, mustache and long hair. People started feeling that something really tough is happening with me and my team. Here is the story which I don’t want to enjoy again in my life but yes! Don’t want to forget also.
When I got the call from Rabin, I was swimming in the SPSS codes. I got an idea that some important MIS (simple business reports) generating project is coming. He appointed me as a project manager and gave a resource who will be actually working on the data. It was clear, my role was just to manage him and get the job done. Abhinash my resource is a married guy. Technically soft but needs motivation for work. I became surprised when next day I got another resource for the same project. Picture became really clear when I got another call from Robin saying “be prepared to make your hands’ dirty”. I understood some big shot fish is coming to eat me.
This was my first project as a project manager. I was having lots of plans to do a wonderful job. Making the client happy, giving something more than what they want or some intellectual stuffs. You can see all these are kind of the language of hard work and non selfishness. But life was waiting for me with something else .To change myself, to give a call from myself. Sometimes yours spirit gets devastated, your mind and heart will stop talking together, you will lose the option to say “I can’t do it”. That is the point where you have to understand that you are going wrong. May be people are taking you granted, may be people are fucking your ass and told you “sorry next time I will use a lotion”. Let’s go back to the story again.


Before this I was great team member but not a team leader. I never asked anyone to complete the work in 2 hours. In spite of that I used to finish their work, thinking ultimately the work done matters. This was the first thing I learnt. I asked to give me one data; my one team member did a useless work. He went home just like it was not his responsibility. I finished his working whole day - night and in the morning had a discussion with the client to finalize the output. My client manager used to shout on me about why I am working so hard. Slowly it changed my attitude. Lots points I have learned a lot and will suggest you the following points:

• Don’t ever underestimate your resources. The difference between you and a terrorist is you use a human and they kill a human to solve a problem.
• When you are part of a delivery team, don’t ever differentiate your clients. Big people will always come and say this client is most important blah blah blah but that’s why you have two ears.
• Try to be friend with your team members but push them hell when it comes to work. That’s the only way to get the job done.
• Please escalate the first mistake which one has done and you think it will affect you. Don’t suppress it because otherwise everything will come you.
• Draw a line about WHO WILL INTERFIRE WHERE & HOW MUCH??
• Don’t ever show an attitude that you are ready to work in weekends. This is a free passport to everyone to give the shitty work that they don’t want to do.
• Be aggressive about your work.
• Don’t work whole day & whole night. It sucks, kills your health and will give you nothing.
• Without practice don’t go for client presentation
• Don’t entertain anything which someone thinks will be good for the client and not present in the plan which has been shared to the client.
• Don’t work after having beer.
• Don’t show the last minute work mentality. As a project manager, you should never do that.
• Explain the output of your team members. At any situation they have to be very clear about what they are doing.
• Sleep well and leave the office work in office only.
• Last but not the least , you are the boss so be proactive and politely , confidently ask “ where are we on this???”.