One Sexy Night in a Singaporean BAR

One Sexy Night in a Singaporean BAR

It was really witty when she told me “darling” for 20 sgd. That’s the way it works in Singapore. Especially in Duxton road or Geylang. I have not told all these things to my mother and that is saving me from the blast. Otherwise she would have already found a girl for me. Anyway leave that part. Let me tell you the naughty things that I have done this weekend. It became serious unnecessarily, may be because I was drunk with the local beer “Tiger”. There are two famous red light areas in Singapore. One is Geylang quite older and another one is Dexton Road. Second one is the result of Vietnam War. But Singapore Government destroyed their business totally. Only a few portions are still serving people like me. Logic is very simple. Go to bar, choose a girl and ask for a drink. In most of the Bars it will start from 20 or 30 SGD. Let her get the drink. It is like you have bought her for next 30 mins or 1 hour. Whatever you want to do , you can do except FUCKING. I went with a Singaporean friend. Girls liked him . They found him little chocolate hero. And ME??
I was struggling with my best poet’s of the great numbers. “Khachar pakhi boley bhai meghe kothay bosibarey thai”. Once the two birds were talking to each other. One was from forest; green, free and another one was leaving in a great, beautiful, golden prison which all possible luxury. Every day they used to try to convince each other that who was happy. When my Singaporean friend was kissing those girls and rubbing his nose on their milky boobs, I was feeling my poet’s two birds inside me. The forest one was my last, sex and normal basic instinct. Always live and free. Don’t care about anyone. And another mind is the good guy. “It” cares for everyone. It thinks twice before doing anything which my orthodox heart says not well. As usual that day also my enemy mind was planning to betray me. But at least It started positively. One girl came and asked me if she could sit near to me. It world have looked very bad if I had given the answer with negativity. She warmed the sofa. Near to me. Very close to me. It was little weird for me as I was thinking to screw the spongy white body but my gesture was showing a pure friendship attitude. I ordered for a 20 SGD drink for her and asked “where are you from?”

The plump Philippine girl started talking to me. May be she was planning to get upgraded to a 30 SGD drink but I have Indian DNA which only talks about value for money. One drink is more than enough to screw a girl. At least in this topic both of my minds work similarly. She started asking me basic questions – what’s your name? How are you? and faced my ugly truths.

-- There is no point in discussing how I am? I just have a useless life but I am ok with it.

-- What do you means by useless. She waved a girly confusion.

I stole a glance at her and give some nutritious food to my second mind. I was thinking to clench my one of the hungry organs in the middle of her white and silky boobs.
I did not. Again the good mind won. Just like Indian Supreme Court Judge, I did not permit an action which should have happened there.

She understood and my eyes told the fact which was happening in my mind. She took the step and came over my body. I got a deep, blue and strong kiss. She left the sofa saying “You don’t deserve more than this”. My good mind portrayed a nice Impish grin on my face. She vanished in the smoky dark.

ONE NIGHT SEX WITH GEMMA ATKINSON

(3000 $$ /10000 $$ ) ONE NIGHT SEX WITH GEMMA ATKINSON

Gemma Atkinshon. The moment I pronounce this name only one thing comes in my mind is a set of wonderful healthy anal sex. Even though I don’t know what she’s famous for I can assure you that she is highly talented in something… like looking good in a bikini and lingerie! Now if that’s not a talent, then I don’t know what is.She is one of the rare women for whom silicon worked very well. British actress and glamour model Gemma Atkinson was born the 16th of November 1984 in Bury Greater Manchester, UK. While studying in Castlebrook High School, Atkinson got into modeling for various commercials and photo shoots. It was, however, her role as Lisa Hunter in the teenage soap opera Hollyoaks that catapulted her into instant fame. She also starred in the soap’s sequels entitled Hollyoaks Let Loose and Hollyoaks In the City. In any Hollywood party she is famous for high-waisted D&G pencil-skirted dress with an elaborate pleated top half. She is healthy and that’s why the plump breasts suit her perfectly. She carry herself very well with those. It attracts people and boyfriends. But here is the problem:
Glamor model Gemma Atkinson has admitted to being dumped a lot because boyfriends find her cold and unaffectionate.It is very obvious. Gemma, your healthy breasts and globe sized asses are just the parts of body for you but for men they are the switch buttons to get a memorable sex.You may be thinking how it is different any other girl’s life , let me tell you booby ,” Size does matter”. You have created a huge expectation around you and moment I will go in bed with you I will wait for the special touch which only you know in this bloody world. But presently it is not happening, is it not it? Because you have created your sexuality not the God. Fuck God, I don’t even care. The sex auspicious moment of my life will be the second when my lovely rape pressure will make you cry in satisfaction. If she cover her breasts little bit , people will notice that Gemma has pretty decent legs on her. Here are the steps I will follow and ask your boyfriends to follow:
1> Sit front of the mirror .Take her in your lap. It shows you own her and you are demanding.
2> Behave rough and take the lead. Explore all the arches loudly and don’t bother how Gemma feels about it .
3> Attitude should be “give your best otherwise I will kick your ass and next 2 months you will not be sit on the toilet pan”.
4> Hold her neck; make an eye to eye contact. Increase the pressure till she is not choking. Then start kissing. Start from smooching and go around the body.
5> Stop at her cleavage, go slow, smell, leak and start biting her breasts, nipples.
6> When she will start feeling uncomfortable, stand up and turn her round.
7> Turn her opposite to you like a milky cow.
8> Lock her tows with your tows. It makes her nervous about what you have in your mind.
9> Unwrap her and start fucking her pussy. Continuously press her boobs. She will try to do something with her hands. Thrash them and prove today is yours.
10> Drop your water in her, she will feel thirsty. She will scroll to get some water.
11> Throw her on the floor and fuck her ass. She will cry but continuously press her gigantic boobs.

Gemma's one night is worth of 3000 $$$. No doubt.

NEXT PUSSY ... Indian beauty KATRINA KAIF , make her own , command her and fuck her like an Arabian . Show her pussy what is called silky milky lotion .

Geylang, The Red Light Area of Singapore & I am the King there

Geylang King , Gelu

I promised myself I will complete 3 articles this month. Tried a lot but could not get enough time to articulate it. Now today when I have not slept in last 30 hrs, I have managed sometime to scratch something on my porn travel site. I am in Singapore in for last 25 days. From Chennai to Singapore , it’s a big jump. From location as well money point of view. But few things are still uncanny to me. Harry Porter’s stick did not come to my life which I expected. Thought I will get something totally awesome in Singapore but nothing worked.fucking not worked. Actually the bacteria are in me not in India or Chennai. Same painful life I have here also. By the way I have started my Bengali book. Took a pen and paper and went to a wine shop. Behaved like a great writer and started my first story with a red wine of 17 Singapore dollars. It is an experience what I had in Mumbai. The crude, lovely Mumbai. A road sex of a poor couple which I saw in 2006. In Mumbai. Never thought I will be capturing all those in a book in Singapore with a French wine. Too contrast to handle. Isn’t it?

Today I got news that one of my friend is going be father. A new human he has created. I surprised. Is it so easy to create a life? At least not for me. Getting married with someone saying that I will take your responsibility. Then actually taking her responsibility. Yesterday I asked of my married colleague, what you do in the weekend. He replied “My wife talks and I listen.” Such a fuck weekend, I can’t even ask for my enemies also. It ambushes the first two years of the marriage life and after that husband becomes habituated it.

The love, sex and other emotional feelings get mollified by the mundane thinking of Home loan installment amount, insurance premium, parents’ medical bills etc. etc. That’s the time when wife decides to have a baby. They will call it maturity, but I call it a clever decision. Reproduction is no doubt the right choice when you know you can’t change your husband.

Singapore is crowded with Pilipino girls. I am staying in a place called Geylang, old red light of Singapore. Once upon a time it used to be a place of foreign girls and every night thousand of guys like me used to get ambulanced to their rooms to exercise their lower parts. Now it has changed. Just one month before of my auspicious entrance in this area, police cleaned everything and everyone.
So only few Singaporean girls are left. The similarity between my company and a prostitute is if I go on a business trip with a prostitute, I know I will pay for everything but if I am going on a business trip for my company, the policies are so bad that eventually I will only pay the whole amount. Singaporean prostitutes are also very organized. They have captured only even number roads in Geylang ( specially Lor 14, Lor 18 for European girls near Hotel 81 ) and in the odds, families are leaving. Nobody is shouting or abusing loudly. Not a single guy is auguring girls like an eye rape. This is really rare to see such type of organized sex area in India. I am sure at least in Chennai you will not get.

Chennai

Singapore

When Should I fart and When I should not

I want to fart

When you should not fart:

1> In front of your Girl friend who is less than 2 months old.
2> In front of your boss who is taking your interview.
3> In front of your gym trainer
4> In a bar when the girl has not said yes yet.
5> During sex. It shows you are not that into it.
6> In disco, it attracts desperate women.
7> In front of your wife whom you has just pissed off by saying no for tomorrow’s dinner
8> In front of your old mother in law.
9> In front of a Japanese gay.
10> When you are alone and in front of a mirror – it shows you are lonely


When you should fart:
1> In front of your father in law
2> Female clients who have already liked your work
3> In front of your colleagues earns significantly less than you
4> In your tuition class – to show you are not linking it
5> In front of your father – to show I don’t care
6> In front of tourist guide and say that is the way you say “thank you” in your country
7> After having a bad sex ---- to show it was like this.
8> After having a great sex --- to show you are relaxed
9> In front of a 4-5 years old kid --- it’s funny
10> In front of a prostitute --- it shows you are charging too much.

Sexy thoughts after Couple of beers

Sexy thoughts after Couple of beers

Rabindranath Tagore did not get the opportunity to have coffee in Starbucks. I got. After spending exactly one year in India’s hottest city Chennai (temperature) I heard the horn of life-ship again. Company thought about me again. Not because they think I am the right person but because I am the only person who is ready to make his hands dirty with that level of shitty work. My voyage took me to Singapore. I was crying in Chennai. 45 degree temperature. No beer. Somebody theft my i-pord , so Jazz music also waved “bye bye” to me. Left me Alone. Don’t know how many times I have told people I don’t want to get married and thousand big big words. I am not sure they are false or not but yes!!! in the raffle’s Plaza ( Singapore’s most happening place ) when I see a lonely 45 years old British guy is looking at the stagnant ocean helplessly , I feel scared. I guess my heart is doing some conspiracy with me. It is making a big egoistic expectation from the God which will practically never come true and when my mind will get to know about all these, it will be too late. There is no free boon in this bloody earth.
Finishing one beer:
I am writing it from Clarky Quay, Singapore. I met my client with my boss and then came here. Alone. In Chennai it is difficult to see a fair girls and in small skirts??? No way. Singapore is just opposite; all the girls are fair and difficult to get girls who are not showing their healthy legs. I love white girls' legs, they are quite open and having no pain to show her body parts to frustrated people like me. It is kind of social service. It gives my mind a free passport to shoot a porn movie with them. I undress them slowly and suddenly stop everything on the 5th button of her top. I look at her eyes. Dreamy. Confused. Why should I get fucked by this thin, ugly looking and nasty Indian guy? I pause and give her time to find the answer. Let her mind also do the same conspiracy.Puzzled girl closes her eyes. And let her body go. Sex makes a girl river and a guy mountain. Drenched mountain takes the lead and rules her with a breast bite and throws her on the bed. It is sex, not love girl!!!! You better understand. Shriek to melt me, stop me. May be it will work for this ugly Indian guy.
I never thought but I will be missing Chennai. Never. But something (not sure it is Chennai or not) is missing in my life. That late night sound of pumping the tubules for a single drop of water, ladies’ fighting for the municipality water at 2 o’clock in the night and you know what (Singapore style) , in this bloody earth the most infamous obedient animal is called husband. So, husbands used to join this fight after sometime. They fight will change the direction and move towards the husbands. In the mean time ladies will solve their problems and manage the water very coolly. I have seen these things for 6-7 months. I should miss it. After all they are Indians. What???? What am I writing??? Indian??? What is the meaning of this word, I don’t know. A south Indian hates a north Indian, a Delhi auto driver (north Indian) wants to fuck a south Indian because he or she does not understand HINDI. Is it called India?? We always talked about India, never focused Indians. That’s why 60% of the rapists in India are ” The” Army people.


Finishing the 4th beer:
She left. I could not even see her face carefully. The girl who was there on the table next to me, left. I fucked her on that table only. She was with her boyfriend. Fuck she was having a ring, may be wife. Come on she will not become pregnant, I fucked her in my mind. I put her ass back on the table; saw her husband come boy friend was having dinner on the opposite side. I stole a glace on him. He was just like a robot, still and indifferent. He wanted to do lots of things but it’s my dream. I am the KING and it’s my Kingdom.