Sunday, November 7, 2010

Pinky Pussy and the dating game

Pinky Pussy and the dating game

He asked me a very honest and innocent question and I felt that I have thought about my life in last 29 year rigorously. I work with data; these answers should be water clear to me. But they are not. Even when I came back and started thinking about all those strong points I felt Whose life I am dealing with. It is not mine. My logical mind can’t betray me like this! After coming to Singapore I have started feeling that I need to change something in my life because it is impossible for to stretch life for next one year. I know myself I will commit suicide to get a better life in the next incarnation. So, to prevent my future my suicide I thought to inject a new and beautiful thing in my life. That is girl, pussy, vagina, boobs – just depends on which country you are in and how they define that animal. No offense.
Fucking God loves me. Before I say anything he will understand the situation will create something which fucks your life enormously. This time also same thing happened. I got a mail.
Hi Guys and Gals..

Calling all Singles in town, come joins us a night where you
can meet many new friends with us.
If you are single looking for someone or just making new
friends, you are welcome to join us at Oosh Restaurant and Bar.
Please send us an email to XXXXXXXXXXX with
your name, age and your contact number.
for more information
Admission fee $10
Additional fee: Just pay for your own orders
I replied
hi ,

I am XXXX
Age 29
Life is really boring man . I am planning to commit suicide if I am
getting not any friend in next one month.

Next day morning I got a call that they are running a business which brings people together. Dating business. I met that guy also in the subsequent weekend. His value proposition was awesome. He is a professional dog trainer. He started his business in training dogs for the pet lovers. While doing that, his enthusiastic mind discovered a wonderful and surprising truth about the dog lovers. He found a huge portion of these pet lovers, use dog to kill their loneliness. He asked a question to himself “Why??” Answer was very easy to understand. Few people are too shy .
They can’t start a conversation with the others. They wait for the day when fate will come and nock their doors. When it does not happen, they land up in having a pet. I am jealous for those pets. They easily jump to a place where I always dream to be. Anyway, let’s continue the topic. For few people, some really real life bad experiences induce them to hate the opposite sex and they land up in having a pet. They are wonderful fucks, believe me. You just have to play in a tactical way. That guy started playing a bridge game. No emotion, no commitment. Just talk to other people. Just talk and say something that you can’t say to yourself.
He is doing a good business but when he asked me a simple question, my balls started behaving differently.
“So, what type of girls you like?”
I was stunned that I did not have the answer. I like the hair of amisha patel, I like the colour of Kate Winslet , I like the boobs of scarlet Janhansan , I like the eyes of Anna Hathway but he can’t create someone like that. And for me??? No, even God will not do that. I asked myself ," does it mean I am a gay ??" Suddenly, God echoed his words “No kid, you just have not seen a pinky pussy yet.”

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